Happy Voting!

Living in Chappaqua, NY I'm privy to some pretty interesting recorded phone calls. In one day I received two calls from my congresswoman Nita Lowie, one from Chuck Schumer, 2 from Hillary Clinton, 2 from Eliot Spitzer, 1 from Rudy Guilliani, 1 from some woman who had been raped and was endorsing a country clerk, and 1 from Bill Clinton who said he wanted to talk to me not as a president but as a neighbor, awwwwww. Other days I have received push polls, recorded messages warning me of push polls, and various other local officials all with some much need script reading classes.
And in spite of picking up the freaking phone every freaking 5 minutes I'm still going to vote. There are too many bond issues, too many local officials, and too many local issues out there for us to forget about just because a president isn't on the ballot.

See you at the polls!