I've finally been replaced

Every year I'm always the guy that gets the best presents for my brother's birthday. Back in '95 I got him an "mp3 player." How weird. No one knew what it was, but bam! And I've been awesome at it since. Until this year. This year I got my bro a waffle iron for his new apartment. A great "accoutrement" to make Sundays with his girl a little more fun. But guess what his girl got him, guess!... A freakin guitar signed by Dave Matthews. I mean my god! There is no way I'm ever competing with that. At least until some agency wants to pay me 6 digits. I hereby bequeath to you, Mary, the title of best present giver to my brother.