I can't believe I'm posting a forward!

You'll all probably have this within a few days anyway in your email but I just couldn't pass posting a freakin' email forward on my blog cause it's just so freakin' apt:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

And this forward came from my mother no less!